Believe it or not, there’s a site dedicated to deceive kids into thinking that Santa Claus exists: Send photo, pay $US10 and they insert Santa. Can you guess what Santa is doing here?
If you’re ever lucky enough score two chicks at the same time, make sure to not only grab shots with your Nikon camera, but to open those blinds wide so the whole neighbourhood takes shots, too. [Huffington Post via Fleshbot (nsfw).
“If you think my one-of-a-kind MacBook Mini is great, then you should really see my custom Porsche. It’s really just a wheelbarrow, but I’ve got like four or five Apple stickers on that puppy.” [Thanks OMG Ponies!]
You know how awesome it feels to make it to the bathroom after holding it for a really long time? Not just the standard “I gotta go,” but somehow enduring the definite, palpable feeling that the thin membrane called your bladder is so full it’s going to burst at any second for a considerable length of time, maintaining control until you finally reach the appropriate vessel to relieve yourself into.
Larry and Sergey from Google made a surprise appearance at the G1 unveiling today, and they arrived on… rollerblades. Hoo boy. It’s time for a caption contest.
My attempt: “No, we’re not crazy billionaires insulated from the real world, completely cut off from what’s cool and hip. Now everybody, grab your rollerblades! Dippin’ Dots and bowl cuts are on us!”
Surely, you can do better.