caption contest

Robots

Learn Your Way Around A Cow’s Rectum With A Robot

7:00AM Chris Jacob | The ‘Haptic Cow’ may have recently won Sarah Baillie the Most Innovative Teacher of the Year Award, but did she ever consider the real cow’s feelings? Imagine the rush of emotions: Jealousy, relief, maybe even arousal. More »
Random Stuff

Caption Contest: The Truth Behind The Dark Side

12:58PM Nick Broughall | My pathetic attempt: “The second coming of the Jedi was shortlived, with their bountiful robes blinding them to the danger right behind them”. Add yours in comments.
Software

Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer Holding Microsoft’s Sekrit Google Virus Windows 7 Final

10:30AM Matt Buchanan | Here’s Steve Ballmer at the ceremony for Windows 7 going gold (final), holding, obviously, a gold disc. But what’s he about to write on it with that Sharpie? You tell us. [Image via Brandon LeBlanc] More »
Random Stuff

Caption Contest: Quick! Press The Red Button!

11:00AM Nick Broughall | Taken at Sony’s new BD disc factory yesterday. It’s so good, it almost doesn’t need a caption. But go nuts anyway… More »
Vehicles

Ballmer Scores a Fusion Hybrid From Ford CEO

7:40AM Wilson Rothman | Today over in Redmond, Ford CEO Alan Mulally handed Steve Ballmer the keys to a light blue metallic Ford Fusion Hybrid not coincidentally rigged up with Microsoft’s Sync system. Unfortunately, at that moment, I was too far off to hear what they were saying. Any guesses? More »
Entertainment

J.J. Abrams Boards the Enterprise

10:30AM Mark Wilson | “I once caught a fish this big. It was so great. My dad took a picture and…wait, was that a yawn? Am I keeping you up Lieutenant White Castle??” [more shots at io9] More »
Regulars

Caption Contest: The PS Not So P

5:30AM Mark Wilson | Boing Boing Gadgets‘ attempt: “Sony Takes Delivery of Kaz Hirai’s New Throne” Mine: “And still, Sony makes room for only one analogue stick.” [bbGadgets] More »
Regulars

‘Magic’ Site Shows Kids Santa Is Really a Just Bad Photoshop Job

11:40AM Jesus Diaz | Believe it or not, there’s a site dedicated to deceive kids into thinking that Santa Claus exists: Send photo, pay $US10 and they insert Santa. Can you guess what Santa is doing here? More »
Regulars

Nikon Reasonably Squeamish to Deploy Fart-Detecting Shutter

7:20AM Mark Wilson | If you’re ever lucky enough score two chicks at the same time, make sure to not only grab shots with your Nikon camera, but to open those blinds wide so the whole neighbourhood takes shots, too. [Huffington Post via Fleshbot (nsfw). More »