It’s got four bars on AT&T.

I’ll forgive that artistic liberty this time though, because this isn’t just the best edible iPhone seen so far, it was also used as Jerry’s wedding cake. Granted that leaves one question: Which app did they save and freeze? [Jerry Brito via TUAW]

There is something cathartic about eating an old gadget or any other object that tickles your fancy. It may be a freaky tauntaun or a giant Wiimote, or perhaps an R2-D2. Whatever it is, the moment you sink your teeth in a perfect piece of frosted tech is like stepping into fresh snow, or watching the birds shine under the chirping sun after the rain is gone.

It just feels good.

Me? I like to stuff my face with giant Lego brick cakes. Especially Lego carrot cakes. Call me crazy, but the cake tastes better thanks to its iconic power. Like cannibal tribes who ate their enemies to absorb their qualities, eating a frosted brick makes me absorb bites of good memories. They make me go back in time as I crush keys with my molars, downing sugar, egg and flour memories through my gastrointestinal tract. And then pooping them out.

See? I’m already back at 13 just by looking at all the photos that Obsolete author, Giz collaborator and retro-gadget wizard Anna Jane Grossman would eat herself. The objects, not the photos. She would eat the photos if they were Polaroids made of pierogies, though.

The only thing I am missing is a Sinclair ZX Spectrum or a Sega Master System. Someone get me that cake and I will be complete. [Obsolete]

Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake Gallery

Look at that detail! This is so gross, yet so good. If I ever get married again, I would only do it to get a freakierer cake than this. Like, instead of a tauntaun, it would be a giant monkey with Ringo Starr’s face, and his guts would be snake with the face of Yoko Ono, and instead of Luke it would be David Bowie wearing Princess Leia metal bikini.

There. I grossed myself out. [Star Wars Blog]

With the push of a button, the Musical Cake (and pizza) Tray will play Happy Birthday (so you can sit in awkward silence while the plate does your job for you). But what’s just as handy is that a series of LEDs illuminate around the cake’s perimeter, signalling where the 12 slices should go.

Wait a second…there are supposed to be 12 slices in a cake? I thought you just cut the thing into 4 slices. You know, like pie. [Deni via GadgetGrid via OhGizmo!]

It’s got everything: MacBook with on-screen message window and Super Friends, a Mighty Mouse, an iPhone and various desktop office supplies. It’s just like being at work—assignments are piling up and you’re eating candy while reading personal messages. [Bcake's Flickr via Technabob]

We can’t find any shots of it, but this cake actually featured another cake in its “viewfinder,” which sounds both clever and delicious. But now that Ace of Cakes has put their toe in the pool of gadget cakes, there’s no turning back. They’ll have to make an iPhone cake, then a BlackBerry cake for fairness’ sake, then a laptop, then there’s the entire world of peripherals and gaming systems and… it’s exhausting. [Engadget, Ace of Cakes]

The app provides a space to type in that sorta-lucky person’s name on the “cake,” and then he or she can blow out the “candles” by blowing saliva all over your iPhone. But once the candles are blown out (and it looks like that takes a bit of effort), the birthday boy or girl will get a nice round of applause for being a good sport. Check out the video below. [AppTOKYO]

Apparently, it’s just a way to welcome a newborn girl into this world. Because nothing says “Have a wonderful life” better than a pastel-coloured galaxy with the Dark Lord of the Sith kidnapping your baby. I would give it a 0.75 on the Jesus Switch Scale of wrongmodoness. [Cake Wrecks via Star Wars Blog]