Can Anyone Really Eat This Insane Five-Patty Japanese Cheeseburger?

I always feel guilty eating plain double cheeseburgers, but after seeing the Tower Cheeseburger by Korean-Japanese fast food chain Lotteria, I won’t anymore. These people are crazy. And the real thing even looks crazier than this beauty marketing shot.

This Burger Is Illegal In Several Countries

Briefly: The Foie-ck A Duck, ladies and gentlemen: “Sous vide duck breast, encrusted in a smattering of peppercorns, smothered in a foie gras cognac cream sauce, and feathered with freshly sliced summer truffle.” I’m drooling so much right now — really, actual drool just came out of my mouth. I want this so badly.

This Crazy Pneumatic Tube System Will Deliver Burgers At 87 MPH

Waiter service too slow for you? How about a pneumatic tube that spits out sliders at 87 MILES PER HOUR? C One Espresso, a cafe in Christchurch, New Zealand, has concocted just such a plan to deliver mini-burgers straight to your table via pressurised air.