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Burger King's New All-Black Burger Has Black Buns, Cheese, And Sauce

This is the new all black burger at Burger King Japan, a sandwich with black buns, black sauce, and black cheese darker than a black hole (seriously, the cheese is extremely black.) It looks kind of gross — but I really want to try it. How is this black cheese so dark, you ask?


Burger King Has Invented A 'Hands-Free Burger Holder', Signalling The End Of Humanity's Achievements

We had a pretty good run, folks. Humanity invented some pretty awesome stuff. We figured out how to harness electricity, we split the atom and we’re even closer than ever to understanding the origins of the universe. All of that is for nought now, though: Burger King has just called a halt on all scientific achievements from here on out with the invention of the hands-free Whopper holder. Stop the planet. I want to get off.


Exclusive: This DJ Is Potentially The Burger King And Jeep Hacker

It was just going to be another boring day on the internet when along came a hilarious hacker with a taste for McDonald’s, Gucci Mane and caps lock. Is a criminal mastermind behind the @BurgerKing (and likely @Jeep) takeover? Nope — just a guy who plays shows in Rhode Island who left an unfortunate internet paper trail.


Burger King Twitter Hacked To Look Like McDonald's

Most Twitter hackers go after heads of states or companies to stir up some humiliation. But today’s target is Burger King, which has been transformed into a combination of McDonald’s and amphetamine addict. Enjoy it while it lasts. Update: Account suspended.


If You Order 1050 Slices Of Bacon, Burger King Will Comply

You don’t have to be a doctor to know that eating hundreds of strips of bacon at a time can’t possibly be good for your health. A reporter for Japan’s Rocket News 24 obviously didn’t get that memo; he ordered a burger from Burger King with 1050 slices on top.


Burger King Employees Fired For Printing 'F— You' On Receipt

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And here I thought Burger King was the classy fast food establishment! Oh wait that’s Wendy’s. Anywho, two California Burger King employees were fired for printing “FUCK YOU” on a customer’s receipt. Watch local reporters take the matter very seriously.


Upscale Burger Kings Douse Japanese Patrons With "Musical Showers"

I haven’t been to Burger King in a long while, but if the States implemented the “musical shower” heads that the Japanese experience in their “upscale” Burger Kings, I could be enticed back into the glutinous fold one last time.


Infographic: The Burger Wars

If fast food were a game of Risk, Texas would be Sonic’s Australia.


Windows 7 Burger Hacked And Unlocked

The Windows 7 burger is region-locked to Japan. Fortunately one amazing hacker found a way to hack the sandwich for region-free consumption. You’re looking at the results: the world’s first unlocked cheeseburger.


Japan's Windows 7 Whopper Is Real, And It's Horrifying

CheapAssGamer took the voyage to a Burger King in Akihabara to try the Windows 7 Burger. $US14 gets you the most desiccating pile of adipose flesh ever to be partially congealed by man. [CheapAssGamer Thanks Ashcraft!]