Geek Out

Woman Sues US Government After TSA Exposed Her Breasts

Listen, we know the TSA’s been unpopular lately. But are they really so bad? What about this time a TSA screener pulled down a woman’s blouse while frisking her? And then laughed about it? Yes. Yes, they are that bad.


October 8, 2010
Online

I Like It On Your Tits

Women have posted surprisingly racy status updates lately. “I like it on the kitchen floor.” “I like it on the couch.” They’re talking about where they keep their purses, a viral campaign for breast cancer awareness. Could men help, too?


October 2, 2010

‘Let Me Show You Your New Breasts With My Business Card’

This is an actual plastic surgeon’s business card. Now, someone create an American Psycho parody video where Patrick Bateman and Luis Carruthers exchange these booby and Lego business cards, please. [Scary Ideas via @JackSchofield]


August 17, 2010
Geek Out

Thieves Will Steal Your Money Using Their Boobs Instead Of ATM Skimmers

In the past we might have worried about sophisticated card skimmers, sneaky bank fees or armed robbers when we stopped at an ATM, but based on recent events, we may now have to fear attractive bare-breasted female thieves too.


June 9, 2010
Gaming

Hey Buddy, My Screen Is Up Here

This boobs controller is sexy, sure, but I still argue that the Dreamcast controller was sexier. [ThereIFixedIt via Geekologie]


May 27, 2010
Science

The Complexity Of Fluid Dynamics In Slow Motion [NSFW]

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There’s a lot of complex maths equations that describe the interaction between fluids and masses of lipids wrapped in keratinocytes, melanocytes, Langerhans cells and Merkels cells in the presence of gravity. This video doesn’t solve any of them.


May 26, 2010

Fake Nipples Aim To Destroy You, Boys

Trendy English retailer Selfridges’ “nipple enhancers” have an alluring product description promising that “the natural look is back”. Men love a bit of silicon. But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?


March 31, 2010

Female Terrorists’ Explosive Breast Implants

British intelligence service MI5 has discovered that Muslim female suicide bombers are getting explosive charges inside their breasts, using a similar procedure to breast augmentation. This makes bombs almost impossible to detect at airports. But there’s something strange here.


March 27, 2010
Online

NSFW: Infallible Method to Get Chatroulette Boob Flashing

Here’s an offer no girl can refuse: Show your boobs or the snake eats the baby bird! It works. Every single time. Or maybe not every time, but there are plenty of chickens. The sophistication level of Chatroulette is bottomless.


February 19, 2010

Breast Pumps Are The Vital Ingredient In Drink Mixing Robot

Not content in just making a drink-pouring robot, the guys at Evil Mad Scientist wanted to make a drink-mixing robot. You know, so they can charge more.