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This Inflating Bra Ad Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
4:03PM Rosa Golijan | Based on my non-existent Chinese skills, I managed to understand that this inflatable bra makes boobs big, BIG, BIG. And I guess there are odd sound effects and things looking firmer? Can someone please watch this commercial and translate for me? More »
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Guess Which Country Makes These USB Breast Warmers?
11:20AM Adam Frucci | Spolier: it’s Japan! What other country would produce USB warming pads designed for lovepillows? No other country, that’s what. Finally, ladies can work at their desks wearing only their bras without worry of cold breasts! [Thanko via TokyoMango]
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9 Life Lessons To Learn From Copier-Abusing Hussies [NSFW]
5:20PM Rosa Golijan | I’ve worked in enough offices to recall the temptation of copy machines. “Come here, you bad girl! Use me!” they’d shout, but I’d remain firm in my sensibilities, unlike these office hussies. But let’s at least learn something from them. More »
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Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims To Boost Your Mammaries
7:15PM Danny Allen | Unlike Pangao’s Magic Massage Bra, these bizarre little inserts support (cough) almost any bra to “quickly improve, firm and increase your bust”. Apparently, “just a half hour per day” is all that’s required to see results. More »
Phones
Breasts: An Ideal Place To Keep Your iPhone
5:40AM Jesus Diaz | If you are a woman who likes to run or bike or trek, but don’t want to use a special iPhone/iPod touch case or pouch, sexual health expert Dr. Debby Herbenick uses a different, more straightforward method, which apparently works: More »
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Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts
2:40AM Jesus Diaz | Oh Pangao, you got me at “Enlarge female’s breast obviously: Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female’s breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside.” YES! More »
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Breastlight: A Light For Breasts
10:00AM Jesus Diaz | (NSFW!) OK, no tit jokes on this one because breast cancer is a serious matter. This is Breastlight, a home appliance that will help women monitor her bosom for lumps. (WARNING: Lots of frontal breast fondling ahead) More »
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Cue Shower-Timer Prompts Women To Health-Check For Breast Cancer
10:15PM Kit Eaton | As well as letting you keep an environmentally-friendly eye on your time in the shower, Cue from Avie Products is specifically designed to remind women to check their breasts each month. Like those cheapo shower radio designs, it suckers on to the wall of your shower cubicle and then each month, seven days after your period, it’ll ping you. It can also cope with reminders for up to four women. So it’s pretty basic, but also sounds pretty darn useful in terms of reminding you to check your health: currently it’s available for just $US25 since it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month—regular pricing is $US30. Update: we contacted Avie, and they’ve confirmed that a less “flowery” version is in the works, to remind men to check for testicular lumps. [Chip Chick via Coolest Gadgets] More »
Science
The Breast Motion Power Generator is a Genius Idea
11:29AM Jason Chen | Adrienne So over at Slate has used her natural gifts to come up with the most genius idea yet: an energy-generating bra. Instead of just holding her boobs in place and dispelling that excess kinetic energy into, I don’t know, heat, why not use it to power a gadget? According to a breast specialist, a D-cup in a lousy bra moves up to 35-inches up and down during exercise. Professor Wang of Georgia Tech is working on just this problem, using nanowires inside fabric to convert that visual spectacle into something useful. But is it enough to power an average iPod? This Wang says yes. [Slate] More »
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