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Thieves Will Steal Your Money Using Their Boobs Instead Of ATM Skimmers

In the past we might have worried about sophisticated card skimmers, sneaky bank fees or armed robbers when we stopped at an ATM, but based on recent events, we may now have to fear attractive bare-breasted female thieves too.

9 June 2010

Gaming

Hey Buddy, My Screen Is Up Here

This boobs controller is sexy, sure, but I still argue that the Dreamcast controller was sexier. [ThereIFixedIt via Geekologie]

26 May 2010

Fake Nipples Aim To Destroy You, Boys

Trendy English retailer Selfridges’ “nipple enhancers” have an alluring product description promising that “the natural look is back”. Men love a bit of silicon. But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?

31 March 2010

Female Terrorists’ Explosive Breast Implants

British intelligence service MI5 has discovered that Muslim female suicide bombers are getting explosive charges inside their breasts, using a similar procedure to breast augmentation. This makes bombs almost impossible to detect at airports. But there’s something strange here.

27 March 2010

Online

NSFW: Infallible Method to Get Chatroulette Boob Flashing

Here’s an offer no girl can refuse: Show your boobs or the snake eats the baby bird! It works. Every single time. Or maybe not every time, but there are plenty of chickens. The sophistication level of Chatroulette is bottomless.

23 February 2010

software

Apple’s “Boobie Apps” Banning Caused The SuicideGirls’ Removal

Apple claims they removed those 5000 boobie apps because women were complaining over the “degrading” and “objectionable” content. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the removal of the SuicideGirls’ app – which actually empowers women – seems most questionable.

software

5000 Casualties Of The iPhone Boob War

The slapdown of boobs, sexual or otherwise titillating apps on the iPhone App Store has claimed 5000 apps, says Chillifresh, maker of Wobble. [CNET]

21 February 2010

software

Apple Says No More Titillating Apps, Period

Earlier this week, Apple removed Wobble—an app that adds real jiggle to photographic boobs—from the App Store. Other removals followed. A developer who talked to Apple has the scoop on the future of titillating apps: it is bleak.

19 February 2010

software

Apple Removes An Innocent Boob-Jiggling App From The App Store

Remember the Wobble iPhone app? It let you add some – ahem – rather realistic jiggle to your photos. Unfortunately it’s been removed from the App Store for “overtly sexual content” despite only using imported photos and not actually providing sexual content.

30 December 2009

Geek Out

Expose Fake Boobs Using Only A Torch

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The gals at Jezebel have stumbled onto the party trick of the decade: How to detect breast implants using only a flashlight. While it may not exactly be an entirely scientific method, it most definitely looks fun.

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