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Chinese Scientists Invent Electro-Abs For Women's Chests'

In yet another example of China being on the cutting edge of technology, witness the Top Charming Breast Stimulator. It’s Electro-Abs for your chest, for all you ladies out there that have always wanted those chiseled, 6-pack boobs.


The Art Of The Boob Ninja

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I Like It On Your Tits

Women have posted surprisingly racy status updates lately. “I like it on the kitchen floor.” “I like it on the couch.” They’re talking about where they keep their purses, a viral campaign for breast cancer awareness. Could men help, too?


'Let Me Show You Your New Breasts With My Business Card'

This is an actual plastic surgeon’s business card. Now, someone create an American Psycho parody video where Patrick Bateman and Luis Carruthers exchange these booby and Lego business cards, please. [Scary Ideas via @JackSchofield]


Thieves Will Steal Your Money Using Their Boobs Instead Of ATM Skimmers

In the past we might have worried about sophisticated card skimmers, sneaky bank fees or armed robbers when we stopped at an ATM, but based on recent events, we may now have to fear attractive bare-breasted female thieves too.


Hey Buddy, My Screen Is Up Here

This boobs controller is sexy, sure, but I still argue that the Dreamcast controller was sexier. [ThereIFixedIt via Geekologie]


Fake Nipples Aim To Destroy You, Boys

Trendy English retailer Selfridges’ “nipple enhancers” have an alluring product description promising that “the natural look is back”. Men love a bit of silicon. But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?


Female Terrorists' Explosive Breast Implants

British intelligence service MI5 has discovered that Muslim female suicide bombers are getting explosive charges inside their breasts, using a similar procedure to breast augmentation. This makes bombs almost impossible to detect at airports. But there’s something strange here.


NSFW: Infallible Method to Get Chatroulette Boob Flashing

Here’s an offer no girl can refuse: Show your boobs or the snake eats the baby bird! It works. Every single time. Or maybe not every time, but there are plenty of chickens. The sophistication level of Chatroulette is bottomless.


Apple's "Boobie Apps" Banning Caused The SuicideGirls' Removal

Apple claims they removed those 5000 boobie apps because women were complaining over the “degrading” and “objectionable” content. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the removal of the SuicideGirls’ app – which actually empowers women – seems most questionable.


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