Let me share something special with you. This is Robot, a Bollywood action flick. It’s like Terminator, The Matrix and Transformers combined, but better. Or, as Jesus summarised, “an orgy of absurdity that not even Michael Bay can match”. (Warning: SPOILERS!) More »
newVideoPlayer( {"type":"video","player":"http://www.youtube.com/v/jYGCqTdPjrE&hl=en&fs=1&fmt=22","customParams":[] ,"width":570,"height":400,"ratio":0.824,"flashData":"","embedName":null,"objectId":null,"noEmbed":false,"source":"youtube","wrap":true,"agegate":false} );
Remember the movie I, Robot? It just got a lot worse. Actually, with all those craptabolous crazy singing-and-dancing Bollywood robots, maybe it just got a lot better. More »
I’m no techno aficionado. I like bleeps and bloops. Who cares if they’re acid house or space jam or whatever? But I can tell you this: “Ten Ragas to a Disco Beat” is amazing. And it’s from 1982. More »
Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan doesn’t give a damn about his naughty bits showing in airport security full body scans. In fact, he’s turned them into dedicated glamour photos. According to him, only people with small penises whine about it. More »
I have no idea whether this clip of a Bollywood adaption of The Matrix is real. I have no idea whether it’s actually part of an Indian version of the film, or just some clip that wound up on YouTube. But dear god it’s addictive. Like heroin laced candybars. More »
For some reason, Israeli missile maker Rafael thought that a Bollywood dance number will help missiles sales to India. I don’t know if I should laugh hysterically or cry. I will do both.
