The Miss Universe Pageant concludes tonight, in all of its fake-tanned, bleach-blonde, moronic ranting glory. We wouldn’t have it any other way! That’s why we offer up all the tools to become an awkward Miss Universe winner. More »
Unlike a lot of the crazy concepts we feature, the Carzor (credit card-shaped razor) can actually be bought — and for only $US17, too. The razor/mirror tucks into wallest for scraggly-faced emergencies in the office or public bathroom. More »
Oh, how we laughed at that Japanese vibrating-muzzle which promises to de-flare nostrils and give users the pert nose they always dreamed of. But back in ye olden German days, potato/saddle/duckbill/hook noses were being fixed by this scary contraption. More »
Remember Roland, the unlikely contestant for a £2000 ($3000) shopping spree, photo shoot and modelling agency intro? Well, he won. By a lot – he was almost 66,000 votes ahead of his second place competition. We did it!More »
Ladies – and men! – if you want to be truly frightened by what 365 day’s worth of makeup would look like if applied all in one day, look no further. Dutch artists Lenert Engelberts and Sander Plug painted model Hannelore Knuts’ face “to see how much is needed to go from a natural look to an outrageous one”. More »
There are many, many wondrous items to be found at Japan Trend Shop: A USB hub shaped like Darth Vader; a vibrating alarm clock pillow; playing cards that look like toast. But the “Feel Good” stuff expressly designed for women? Mind-blowingly weird. Let’s take a look.
Sure, you could pay thousands of dollars for an expert rhinoplasty job that’ll leave bruises under your eyes and tape over your schnozz. Or! You could embrace the power of the Beauty Lift High Nose, the silliest face vibrator in town. More »
Today, we will investigate female attractiveness, but we won’t be doing the usual photo analysis stuff. Instead, we’ll look past a woman’s picture, into the reaction she creates in the reptile mind of the human male. More »
We’re all going to get old and wrinkly one day and it’s a terrifying thought to most of us. That’s why I really want to believe that these freaky Japanese rubber goggles will somehow make wrinkles disappear. More »
