Beauty Pageants

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Evolution Continues To Divide Aspiring Beauty Queens

4:40AM June 22, 2011 | Kwame Opam

This year’s Miss USA pageant featured some very polarising subject matter for our bevy of beautiful lasses to contend with. Like what they thought of evolution. The results were at least only kind of sad. More »


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Miss Atom Celebrates Nuclear Energy, Gives Reasons for Large Hadron Collider (NSFW)

9:42PM February 13, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

Yes, there’s a Miss Atom contest. In Russia, where else. We have selected the best candidates to be your mail order brides so you don’t get any virus visiting their page.

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Online

Online Beauty Pageant (Wait, It Gets Weirder) For Nuns

6:40AM August 26, 2008 | Mark Wilson

No, this is not a bad joke. An Italian priest is starting the online beauty pageant Miss Sister 2008. Nuns register online and attach a photograph (with or without the traditional veil) to get featured on Rev. Antonio Rungi’s blog. And while the Associate of Catholic teachers made a public statement against the site, Rungi feels that there’s nothing wrong with the idea at all, despite this picture we found on the web:

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