Bats

Science

Little Brown Bats Nearly Extinct In Just 6 Years

2:20AM January 20, 2012 | Kristen Philipkoski

I’ve always assumed that animals gradually become endangered over a long periods of time, like many decades. But I was totally wrong: a bat species that once swarmed caves in North America has lurched towards extinction in just six years. More »


Science

Bats Make The Same Sound SAMs Do When They Have Radar-Lock

5:00PM October 1, 2011 | Andrew Tarantola

You know what I’m talking about; that accelerating high-pitched beep bleeding into a squeal as the deadly projectile locks-on and closes on your position. It’s the “Oh crap I’m dead” sound for fighter pilots and whatever “Oh crap I’m dead” translates into for bugs as well, apparently. More »


Science

Echolocation Forces Poor Bats To Nosedive Into Metal

12:20PM November 3, 2010 | Sam Biddle

It ain’t easy being a bat, what with hanging upside down, and extinction threats. But fascinating research shows they’re also helpless against their innate echolocation sense, which makes them attempt to drink from metallic sheets they detect as still water. More »


Gadgets

Players Wouldn’t Use Performance-Enhancing Reebok Vector O Bat

11:50PM June 9, 2009 | Dan Nosowitz

In America’s pastime, where honour and fair competition reign and unfair advantages are never tolerated, there is no place for the “aerodynamic” Reebok Vector O baseball bat. After all, ballplayers would do anything to avoid besmirching their sport! More »


Entertainment

‘Spacebat Tribute’ Video Will Make You Cry Like ‘We Are the World’

4:00AM March 20, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

I just wanted to hug you one last time, you little furry space hero you!

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Geek Out

Shuttle-Riding Bat Dies The Most Glorious Death Imaginable

11:40PM March 18, 2009 | John Herrman

On a cool spring eve March 15th, 2009 a bat, crippled and wistful, clung to the Space Shuttle Discovery as it was thrust toward the great beyond. Goodbye and godspeed, my magnificent Spacebat.

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How To Repair Your Plasma TV With a Baseball Bat (NSFW)

7:52PM January 13, 2009 | John Herrman

That rumour that Australian toilets flush the other way isn’t true, so lets start a new one: In Australia, you can fix things by beating them. See you in my children, new trivia meme!

(AU:Um, looks like our US cousins are a little confused about us here in Australia. Firstly, the water does flush the other way, and secondly, everyone knows that you fix things by giving them a strong whack… it’s the Australian way!)

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Gadgets

Air Force Wants Bat-Senses In Micro Spy Drones For ‘Urban Combat’

2:15AM October 31, 2008 | Kit Eaton

We’ve seen bat-like drones, and even heard of genuine bat weaponry, but now the Pentagon is after micro UAVs with genuine echolocation bat-senses, for real. The Air Force has just awarded a new contract to develop swarms of micro drones that use bat-inspired echolocation for navigation through the complex airspace in urban environments cluttered with trees, wires, buildings and poles. Test flights are due by 2010 apparently. And if the idea of hordes of tiny, flapping military spy drones fluttering though the air doesn’t creep you out, you’re clearly not in the Halloween spirit yet. [AviationWeekDanger Room]

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Baseball Bat Can Break Lego Minifig Legs

9:20AM October 4, 2008 | Jesus Diaz

Believe it or not, there are no baseball bats in the Lego universe. Why? Probably because a minifig could use one to break another minifig’s plastic cranium. And we all know that you can’t use weapons in Lego’s universe, much less break minifig craniums. This is why Brickarms, the dealer of All Things Violent for Lego minifigs, has released the baseball bat weapon, including a psychopath minifig posing with it for their publicity shots:

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Science

Wind Turbines Murdering Bats By Popping Their Lungs

9:00AM August 26, 2008 | John Mahoney

On the list of ways to go, having your lungs explode is definitely on the gnarlier side. Too bad for bats in treehugging locales, though, because that’s what’s happening to them, due to a pretty serious error with their awesome echolcation systems crossing with the seemingly benign forces of Bernoulli’s principle put into motion by the turbines’ huge spinning blades. Ouch all around.

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