Computer Engineer Barbie Has A PhD In FUN, Breaking Stereotypes

This is actually wonderful. Barbie’s had 124 careers since 1959, ranging from Stewardess to Paratrooper. Today she gets her 125th: computer engineer. You can tell she’s smart ’cause she’s got glasses and reads nothing but binary.


June 13, 2009

Barbie Foosball Creeps Me Out While Inexplicably Excites Me

We like foosball, despite the fact that we can’t play real football. We like Barbie, despite the fact that she doesn’t have any genitalia. It’s no surprise then that we really like Foosball Barbie.


May 5, 2009

The Soul of a Barbie, a PS3, and a Big Mac Caught on Video

Satre Stuelke seems to have three passions: McDonald’s fast food, toys, and gadgets—specially the GE 4-slice medical research scanner he uses to create these stunning images and videos at Cornell University’s Biomedical Imaging Centre:


March 12, 2009

Super-Powered Power Wheels Are Childhood Fantasy, Actualised

Have you ever witnessed a modified Barbie-themed Power Wheel drift through snow at 32kph? No? Then you haven’t lived, friend. [via bbGadgets]


March 10, 2009
Gaming

Barbie, Star of Barbie Commodore 64 Game, Turns 50 Today

The blonde bombshell known for her appearance in “Barbie,” the self-titled 1985 C64 game, turned 50 today. Some allege that Barbie is popular for reasons other than C64 compatibility, but we’re not so sure. [Allure]


January 22, 2009

Barbie Digital Fingernail Printer Makes Girls Superficial AND Lazy

OK, who here told the Barbie people about thermal printer technology?


December 5, 2008
Mobile

Fake Chinese Barbie Phone Better Than the Real Thing

You know what’s fun? When Chinese fakes actually turn out to be more useful (and would possibly sell better) than the real product. Case in point: This mobile phone designed to look like Mattel’s Barbie B2 mp3 player.


May 5, 2008
Gadgets

Dear Iran: Barbie Ain’t So Bad, But Robot Vacs Are Evil

This week, Iran told Barbie, “We have to talk.” It’s not an all-out Dear John situation, but the blonde dolly may need to tread lightly in the country. She’s not the only one: Spider-Man, Batman and Harry Potter are already on the clerical watch list. Yep, the country that brought you carpets, backgammon, ethanol, windmills and carrots—one that until the Islamic Revolution in 1979 was the most progressive states in the Islamic world—is considering a Barbie Ban. When I saw that, I wondered what other products had been branded off limits, and which gadgets were left for the Barbie-less boys and girls to play with. Turns out, the mullahs might not have their priorities straight.


December 6, 2007
Gadgets

Barbie B2 Music Player Just Scoops iPhone for Gadget of the Year

Sometimes, it’s hard to be a woman. Especially when you see things like the Barbie B2 touchscreen MP3 player, aimed at the female market in Korea. I don’t think the player includes the pube-clad doll, but perhaps it would be better for mankind if it did. [Aving USA]


September 11, 2007
Uncategorized

Student Makes Barbie an Electric Chair for Science Fair Project

Middle school student Jessyratfink (not her real name) came up with an innovative &mdash and utterly brazilliant &mdash project for her science fair: an electric chair for Barbie. You can find out just how she did it on the Instructables website, but there’s a small gallery below of her handiwork.