Gaming

Even Steve Ballmer Says to Pay Attention to Microsoft’s E3 Announcements

Microsoft’s really pushing out the hype for their E3 announcements, getting Steve Ballmer to say that people should really pay attention to what they’re going to reveal. This makes the rumour of an Xbox 360 motion sensing accessory seem all the more real. [Dallas News via Kotaku]


March 24, 2009
Geek Out

Ballmer, the Evil Cylon, Finally Revealed

Boing Boing Gadgets discovered the best way to tell whether you’re talking to real Ballmer or his (slightly more) evil Cylon clone. It’s in the eyes. [BBG]


Steve Ballmer on Zune’s Future: ‘I Won’t Say Full Steam Ahead’

What’s the future of the Zune? It’s a question that Steve Ballmer sort of answered last week. They’re not abandoning it, but it doesn’t look super bright and shiny, either.


March 21, 2009
Software

Ballmer Bites Apple, Saying Pro-Mac Trend Is Waning

My buddy Todd at TechFlash reports that Microsoft boss Steve Ballmer went on an anti-Apple rant yesterday in NYC, saying “the tide has really turned back” toward Microsoft products, adding “The [downturned]economy is helpful.”


January 23, 2009
Computing

Steve Ballmer on Macs vs. PC in the Recession

Ballmer discussing Windows in the economic climate that led Microsoft to cut 5,000 jobs: “The price premiums that people pay for Macintoshes over PCs will be looked at more carefully.” Hmm. Guess we’ll see.


January 15, 2009
Software

Giz Explains: The Windows 7 Beta Fine Print

Windows 7 is the largest OS beta test ever. If you followed our guide you’re already snapping, peeking and poking around in it. But did you read the fine print before you clicked install?


January 14, 2009

Microsoft Denies Reports That Zune Hardware Isn’t Long For This World

Steve Ballmer’s recent statements about the Zune seemed to imply that it didn’t have much of a future as a hardware product. Microsoft has responded to such suspicions: “Poppycock! Codswallop! FLAPDOODLE!


January 13, 2009
Geek Out

The Toughest Dude at CES

We didn’t come across the toughest dude at CES ourselves, but we’re pretty sure that Steve Ballmer could still devastate the guy using only two of six of his secret superpowers. [Joystiq]


January 8, 2009
Software

Windows 7 Beta Now Available

As I mentioned perhaps all too subtly in my Ballmer keynote post, Windows 7 Beta is now available to MSDN and TechNet subscribers, with wide availability on Friday, January 9. [Microsoft]


Software

Ballmer’s Wacky Text Messages

No silly opening video, but Ballmer did kick off his CES 2009 keynote with a silly string of text messages from his surprisingly sweet WinMo phone. [Ballmer CES 2009 Keynote]