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Games
Girl Smashes Boyfriend’s Xbox 360, Clearly In A Great Relationship
1:20PM Adam Frucci | Nothing says “functional relationship” like destroying someone’s property rather than talking things out. I’d like to think this is fake, but this girl has a whole bunch of other videos where she’s equally horrible. She’s not worth it, buddy.
Gadgets
Build-Your-Own Fleshlight: What, No Armpit Option?
6:14AM Adam Frucci | Now, you can design your own Fleshlight to your exacting specifications. Can you only climax when making love to a see-through coin slot in a blue tube? Welcome to Pleasure Town, weirdo! More »
Design
Your Bills Will Now Make You Poor And Fat
1:20PM Adam Frucci | Bacon-flavoured mmmvelopes are envelopes with adhesive that tastes like bacon. So when you seal an envelope, you get the taste of bacon and a deep feeling of emptiness inside yourself. So it’s kind of a double-edged sword. More »
Gadgets
The Headtime Scalp Massager: Relax While You Look Like A Moron
3:00AM Adam Frucci | There’s no real chance of retaining any dignity while wearing the Headtime scalp massager, a gadget that looks like an oversized bike helmet. And call me crazy, but the inside of this thing kind of scares me. More »
Gadgets
Why Buy A Water Purifier When A Crazy Man Can Make One For You?
10:20AM Adam Frucci | I don’t speak Russian, so I don’t really get what’s going on here, but I think this guy is just filtering water through magnets and millet. I’ll stick to my Brita Water, thanks. [Webpark.ru via Boing Boing]
Vehicles
3:33AM Adam Frucci | This seems dangerous: a crazy person is taking an old OutRun cabinet and turning it into an actual working car that renders on screen what’s actually in front of you. More »
Student Plans To Mod Old OutRun Cabinet Into A Car
3:33AM Adam Frucci | This seems dangerous: a crazy person is taking an old OutRun cabinet and turning it into an actual working car that renders on screen what’s actually in front of you. More »
Entertainment
Subway Ad Makes It Look Like The Tunnel Is About To Collapse
1:20PM Adam Frucci | This freaky subway ad for upcoming disaster porn 2012 is currently up in Rio de Janeiro’s subway systems. Get it, it looks like the tunnels have ruptured and are flooding and everybody is about to die! Ha…ha? More »
Gadgets
Guess Which Country Makes These USB Breast Warmers?
11:20AM Adam Frucci | Spolier: it’s Japan! What other country would produce USB warming pads designed for lovepillows? No other country, that’s what. Finally, ladies can work at their desks wearing only their bras without worry of cold breasts! [Thanko via TokyoMango]
Business
Behold! The Saddest Example Of Promotional Convergence Ever!
1:40PM Adam Frucci | We got this from a PR person in our emails today. The text reads as follows… More »
Gadgets
