Microsoft is trying to hire new employees by luring them with god’s greatest creation, the devil’s most delicious treat and man’s greatest love: bacon. They’ve set up a bacon cart outside of Amazon’s offices and will give away free bacon to everyone. EAT BACON, WORK MICROSOFT.
It’s getting to the point where I’m not sure there’s anything not improved by slow motion. Even one of the most lavish—and most brutally upended—breakfast spreads I’ve ever seen. Will nobody think of the bacon?
Of all the ridiculous ways to shuffle off this mortal coil, I think I might just choose the Bacon Bazooka: a 1m long, battery-operated weapon encased in 6.8kg of piggy goodness.
According to Australian Pork Limited, this week is Australian Bacon Week. Being lovers of (almost) all things bacon here at Gizmodo, we thought it would be a good idea to look at five of our favourite bacon-related gadgets and peripherals.