If Knowing Is Half The Battle, What’s The Other Half? Lasers.

This t-shirt investigates the oft overlooked “other half” of the battle. So if knowing is half the battle, what’s the other half? Lasers. 25% red. 25% blue. We”ll all sleep better having reconciled this age-old conundrum. $US20 [Nerduo]


June 25, 2009

Bongo Shirt Gives Air Drums More Meaning

Gizmodo AU

At the moment, I’m addicted to playing the drums for Pearl Jam’s Ten on Rock Band. Addicted. Even when I’m stuck working, I’m banging out a sort of quasi-rhythm on my desk, my steering wheel or anything else that lands beneath my hands. With this shirt, I’d actually get some proper drum sounds.


June 23, 2009

2UNFOLD Laptop Bag Is Too Attractive For You Or Your Computer

Your MacBook Air or whatever is a sharp machine, sure. But it’s not timeless, handcrafted Italian leather that’s transformable into one of eight different styles.


Apparently Making Bacon Bits Is Just Like Playing Space Invaders

We’ve all underestimated the power of the recent bacon movement. Hop on this meme while it’s still hot (and crispy-smokey-delicious) with this $US10 shirt from woot!. And here we always thought bacon bits were made of soy. [shirt.woot! via geekologie]


June 18, 2009

Babyglow Rebrands Hypercolor As Life Saving Onesie

In the past, diagnosing a baby’s fever involved holding the child close while creating a maternal bond. Now, you can tell from across the room! With fashion!!


June 12, 2009

Buy The Hat From Back To The Future: Part II

You’ve seen the shoes and you’ve scored the jacket. But what about the most garish garment of Marty McFly’s 2015 ensemble, his eye-straining, iridescent hat? Yes, now even that masterpiece is for sale.


June 10, 2009
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Transformers: Robots In Disguise T-Shirt

Now that Michael Bay has made the Transformers franchise an even larger international phenomenon, the poor Autobots need to deploy a series of new technologies to blend in. Godspeed, you brave metallic chameleons. $US15. [Slapt via Super Punch]


June 8, 2009
Gadgets

Metal Detector Sandals Are the Perfect Fit For the Super Lazy

Tonight, on your local news at 11: Area man shocked slightly after wandering into surf while wearing his new metal detector shoes.


May 21, 2009

Old Macs T-Shirt Brings Tears of Emotion, Nostalgia

Ah, nostalgia… As Jack London would say: “Darn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the reverse gear?” I don’t know, Jack, but here’s a great t-shirt.


May 15, 2009

Bra Boosts Cleavage When Women Desire Intercourse

The upcoming Smart Memory Bra by Lisca lingerie senses a woman’s arousal through her body’s heat, then squeezes her boobs together accordingly. We ask, does a pushup bra really need an off switch?