Our hearts broke when we saw our Tron Guy fail to impress on America’s Got Talent. Why didn’t he just zip about the stage on a Light Cycle?! He definitely shouldnt’ve been shown up by iLuminate last night, anyway.
The person who made this promo for America’s Got Talent forgot the main lesson about sharing your computer: Delete your browser history first. Their fondness for YouPorn got splashed all over network TV.
The Tron Guy is an internet staple, much like email and horrific pornography. He’s an odd fellow, but he’s singular, and damnit, isn’t that what this great country is all about? Apparently not. America’s Got Talent booed him off stage.