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R2-D2 Alarm Clock Requires X-Wing Bedsheets

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 10:07 PM on September 5, 2008

I hate, hate, alarm clocks. Especially after going out and having way too many straight bourbons. Like yesterday. But I digress. This R2-D2 Alarm Clock will wake you up with real R2 squeeks and electrobabbles. And while it doesn't have the same power as the much-lusted-after R2-D2 video projector, it projects the time on the wall, too, using lasers, or tractor beams, or probably just LEDs. [Wesco via Toyology]


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Gadgets

It's Gun O'Clock, So You'd Best Rise and Shine

Posted by Mark Wilson at 3:24 AM on September 3, 2008

You were up late working last night, and the alarm is already going off, cutting through your ears directly into your throbbing head. The good news? Your alarm clock is the Gun O'Clock, and your bedside table holds its IR pistol that shoots the alarm quiet. The bad news? The gun only works on the clock. Maybe today is a good day to try out some counselling. [Bandai via Dvice]


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Gadgets

Walking Stick With Suspension, Flashlight and Flashing Signal is Perfect for Supergran

Posted by Kit Eaton at 10:44 PM on August 18, 2008

Were I an old geezer right now, my gadget-cravings would no doubt include this multifunction walking stick. It's adjustable, has in-built suspension, an LED flashlight, flashing signals and an alarm and is one bad-arse walking assistance device. Ok, so it's probably designed mainly for hikers and other outdoorsy-types, but if your grandma or grandpa is into gadgets and has walking troubles, then I can imagine they'd love this. Available now for US$31. [Gadget4All via 7Gadgets]


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Design

Silent Alarm Clock Wakes You Up With Good Vibrations, Smooths Roommate Relations

Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 9:00 AM on August 17, 2008

Back when I was in college, one of my most frustrating experiences involved a roommate in my dormitory apartment who mistakenly believed that she would be able to wake up daily for her 8:30am lecture series. Said roommate could sleep through an elephant parade. Oh how I seethed in the mornings as I clutched my pillow to my head, begging for the noise to pleasepleaseplease just STOP. If only this alarm were available back then. The Silent Alarm Clock, designed by Johan Brengesjo, uses a wireless rubber ring that vibrates to wake you up in a tactile, noiseless fashion. Though it's just a concept device right now, somebody ought to make and market one right quick. Think of how many friendships it could save! [Yanko Design]


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Regulars

Question of the Day: Do You Use an Alarm Clock or Your Mobile Phone to Wake Up?

Posted by Sean Fallon at 7:00 AM on August 15, 2008

As my mobile phone chimed early this morning, I thought to myself in a groggy haze whether or not the majority of people out there have ditched the trusty alarm clock in favour of the mobile phone alarm. After all, we already know that the mobile phone has taken a big bite out of the wristwatch market, and it only seems logical that a similar phenomenon is occurring with alarm clocks as well. So, the question is: do you use an alarm clock, your mobile phone, or something else entirely to wake up in the morning?


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Gadgets

SVATS Anti-Theft System Bands Cars Together to Fight Crime

Posted by Sean Fallon at 5:20 AM on July 30, 2008

What if all of the cars in a parking lot were wirelessly keeping an eye on one another just in case a member of the "herd" was damaged or stolen? Sencun Zhu, an assistant professor at Penn State University, wants to make this concept a reality with his new Sensor Vehicle Anti-Theft System (SVATS). This is how it works: each car is given a coin-sized sensor that wirelessly calls roll with other cars inside a certain range. If one of these cars fails to respond to the roll or issues a "goodbye" signal when it is unlocked, the system will assume that the car has been stolen and would respond by alerting a base station.


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Gadgets

Countdown To Annoying Alarm Clock Rocket Begun

Australian Post Posted by Nick Broughall at 10:46 AM on July 18, 2008

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Annoying alarm clocks are everywhere these days. My question is - who the hell keeps buying them? Surely there's nobody who actually buys them for themselves? It's more the kind of thing that Dr Horrible would give to Captain Hammer.

The latest in this ongoing series of crimes against humanity is the Rocket alarm clock from Latestbuy. When its time to wake up, it will begin a countdown. If you wake up before the countdown has completed, you're safe. But if the countdown reaches zero, the rocket will take off across the room, and the only way you can turn off the alarm is to get out of bed, grab the rocket and place it back on the alarm (or smash the entire alarm against a wall - that might work too).

If you're a masochist with a penchant for stupid alarm clocks, you can pick up this one for $29.95 from Latestbuy.


Gadgets

10 Extremely Unusual Burglar Alarms

Posted by Sean Fallon at 8:30 AM on July 17, 2008

The quest to protect ourselves and our property from thieves has given rise to some of the most bizarre and deadly devices ever conceived by man. OObject has compiled 10 burglar alarms that fit neatly in this category with devices that range from a mousetrap alarm that managed to capture a couple of schoolyard criminals "green handed," to a gramaphone alarm from 1939 that dials a telephone number and plays a message from the record when tripped. Ingenious. [OObject]


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Gadgets

Shape Up Alarm Clock Dumbbell Won't Shut up 'Til You Do 30 Reps

Posted by Kit Eaton at 1:00 AM on July 16, 2008

Shape Up from Fred and Friends is one of those bullying-style digital alarm clocks, designed to force you awake. It's shaped like a mini dumbbell and won't stop buzzing until you do 30 reps. This would not get me out of bed in the AM, nossir. But it might make me smile. Smile happily as I grip its conveniently throwable shape and fling it heartily out of the window into the garden, and slip back to sleep. There's no info on price or availability, you may be pleased to know. [OhGizmo]


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Design

Tyrant Alarm Clock Says "Good Morning" by Hijacking Your Phone to Make Random Calls

Posted by Sean Fallon at 6:05 AM on July 1, 2008

The "Tyrant" concept by designer Alice Wang is the latest in a growing line of alarm clocks designed to torture their owners into facing the day. Instead of loud alarms, helicopter attachments and early-morning feats of hand-eye coordination, the Tyrant doles out punishment by hijacking your mobile phone contact list and making random calls every three minutes until you get up to turn it off.


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