Entertainment

In The Far Future, Racing Robotic Greyhounds Will Totally Be The Best Thing Ever

Gizmodo AU

The start of the clip is a little… odd, but when it comes to advertising a luxury good like alcohol, that’s not terribly unusual. We see expensive cars, people dressed in attire unsuitable for the terrain, a few clear beverages passed around and, yeah, the most awesome-looking robot greyhounds you’ll ever see, at least until 2115.


News

Using Helen Keller To Sell Sunglasses Is Terribly Inappropriate

We’d like to think that this Chinese sunglass maker who’s using Helen Keller to hawk its shades is a simple case of lost in translation. But we’re finding it hard to believe that even the crudest of translators wouldn’t pick up on the fact that she was completely blind.


April 18, 2012
Online

UCLA Professors Claim eHarmony Is Duping Its Customers

Online dating might be the future of romance, but it still has its fair share of detractors. Including a pair of UCLA professors, who think that eHarmony — a dating site which prides itself on its scientific approach — is duping its users.


April 14, 2012
Online

Facebook’s Shoving Deals In Your News Feed Now

Following the huge success of services like Groupon and LivingSocial, it was only a matter of time before Facebook got into the business of deals. The company first announced Facebook Offers last month and the service has has now started rolling out across the social network.


April 10, 2012
Computing

This Video Will Either Convince You To Buy An Ultrabook Or Lose All Sanity

The “ultrabook” doesn’t exactly have people going nuts at the moment. They’re great, skinny, fast laptops — but they’re not cultural smash. The solution? Create a crazy Japanese acid binge TV commercial? Maybe? Add more acid.


April 5, 2012
Geek Out

Phones Were More Interesting In 1979

Sure, most of the handsets in this Bell advertisement are pretty hideous — but it was the late ’70s, man. These were hideous times. And besides, I’ll take the wacky “Sculptura” and “Stowaway” over today’s sea of black blech rectangles.


Geek Out

Take Your Hands Off Your Phone And Onto Your Privates [NSFW]

Here’s one way to reduce testicular cancer: make people choose between using a BlackBerry and examining their balls to prevent death.


Computing

Intel Sees The Ultrabook Market As A Shootout

Gizmodo AU

Advertising can be weird — but weird doesn’t have to mean either good or bad. I still can’t decide where Intel’s “Desperado” ad for Ultrabooks sits on the spectrum.


April 3, 2012
Science

Posters That React To Being Kissed Are The Worst Idea Ever

Ah, Japan, you crazy country you. As if your advertising wasn’t surreal enough already, the advent of posters that react to being kissed has taken things into a whole new league.


April 1, 2012
Mobile

In Brazil Soft Drink Fountains Dispense Free Mobile Internet Access

Finding free internet access in Australia just means hunting down the nearest Wi-Fi hotspot. But in Brazil those are few and far between. So Coca-Cola’s ad agency, Ogilvy & Mather, created these Coke-branded machines that dispense free mobile data instead of sugar water.