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You Are Not Rich, Sophisticated, or Handsome Enough to Own the Tag Heuer Meridiist Phone

Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 3:00 AM on October 5, 2008

Watchmaker Tag Heuer has put up a teaser video for their forthcoming Meridiist phone, and boy is it a slap in the face to everyday Joe Sixpacks like you and me.


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Computers

Asus Ditches Subtlety, Uses Underwear-Clad Model to Sell New Subnotebook

Posted by Adam Frucci at 4:30 AM on October 3, 2008

Just so we're all clear on this, there is no way that purchasing a computer or gadget of any kind, regardless of price, brand or size, will get girls like this to talk to you. I'm sorry, but it's the truth. Spend that money on some new clothes, a haircut and a gym membership. You are too smart to be taken by these base tactics, my friends. [CNET Taiwan via The Raw Feed]


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Entertainment

Are You a PC?

Posted by Matt Buchanan at 6:00 AM on September 28, 2008

Windows finally has a slogan you'll remember—not a bad one, either—so it was only a matter of time before it was transformed into the next internet meme. Take When Obama Wins, blend with Redmond's latest branding, shake, and you've got And I'm a PC. You can pound the refresh key to see the genius (or not) of the hundreds of subversive sloganeers before you, or add your own. So far, it's mostly a mix of McCain jabs, Windows smears, and Mac & Linux cheerleading, but still fairly entertaining. What kind of PC are you? [And I'm a PC via Ad Freak via The Presurfer]


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Software

Vista Really Isn't This Crappy

Posted by Mark Wilson at 11:15 PM on September 25, 2008

Say what you will about Windows Vista, but we think it's a little outlandish to advertise the product on a toilet. In an unnamed Russian city, ads for Vista appear right on the porcelain reading, "Windows Vista - the digital future starts here." We really hope it's an advertising agency's version of a prank. Otherwise, Microsoft appears to be after that "I pee standing up and often drink so much that I puke" demographic...which is probably pretty broad, honestly. [English Russia via CrunchGear]


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Games

PS3 Ad is Aimed at Elusive 'Fat Guy Looking to Become a Skinny Girl' Demographic

Posted by Adam Frucci at 6:40 AM on September 24, 2008

Another day, another strange, mildly unsettling Playstation 3 ad. This time, it shows people as human Matroska Russian dolls. You see, fat guys? If you finally want to become the skinny, attractive girl that you've always wanted to be, simply buy a PS3. Makes perfect sense to me! Also, people who are looking to meet skinny, attractive girls via online gaming: she's probably a fat dude. You've been warned. [Arab Aquarius via NotCot]


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Phones

First G1 Ad Shows Blatant Hostility Towards the English Language

Posted by Adam Frucci at 3:05 AM on September 24, 2008

The first G1 ad has hit, and it's so sassy! It like, totally doesn't care about using proper English! It's just so much, uh, funnerer than other mobile ads. You know, because that's how the kids are talking these days. Incorrectly. Oh, T-Mo, you're so hip and with it. No wonder you wheeled out the Google kings on rollerblades today.


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Software

What Advertising Pros Think of Microsoft's Campaign

Posted by Brian Lam at 5:12 PM on September 23, 2008

I love the new Microsoft ads, from Seinfeld to the I'm a PC montage, but I'm no expert. Vanity Fair asked 7 Advertising pros to comment on Microsoft's campaign. They put answers in cute little old fashioned Windows error prompts. One thought: There are lots of CEOs here, but I'd prefer to see more creative director share their thoughts. [Vanity Fair]


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Regulars

Question of the Day: Can Advertising Really Help Make Microsoft 'Hip?'

Posted by Sean Fallon at 7:00 AM on September 20, 2008

There is no doubt about it, Microsoft's "I'm a PC" ads are far better than those miserably bad Gates and Seinfeld spots. The newer ads try to dispel the stereotype of the Windows user as a glasses-wearing, buttoned-up super nerd by throwing popular actors, personalities, astronauts and everyday people into the mix. But I have to wonder—will any amount of money spent on advertising actually be effective in overcoming the stereotype, or is it too ingrained in your mind?


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Software

So What's Up With That New 'I'm a PC' Guy, Anyway?

Posted by Mark Wilson at 5:20 AM on September 20, 2008

Do you want to know a little more about Sean Siler, Microsoft's version of Apple's PC parody John Hodgman? Of course you do! Luckily, the latest Microsoft commercial had his email address right inside, and you can email "him" at sean@windows.com. But we saved you the 10 seconds and sent the email ourselves. Here's his response, listing personal factoids like his real background as a Microsoft Program Manager and penchant for brown suits:


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Random Stuff

World. Shattered.

Posted by Mark Wilson at 10:15 PM on September 19, 2008

Whaaat? John Hodgman, that PC guy from those Apple commercials, was spotted on the train with an iPhone. A voice of dissension from the Apple party for years, it's a blow to PC users everywhere to see him caving to the casual cool hoodies of Justin Long. That's good, Hodgman. Keep your daughter turned away. Don't let her watch as a grown man abandons everything he believes in. [ISO50]


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