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March 26, 2009

New Asimo Action Figures Are Heads Better than Old Asimos Action Figures

It’s easy to lump Asimo into a stagnant pile of clips demonstrating a short robot waving, dancing and rolling down stairs since 2004. But as these 1/8 scale dolls action figures show, he’s improved.


March 19, 2009

Wolverine Is Skilled at Cable Management

An astute observation by GeekSugar has revealed that Wolverine Mighty Muggs toys make great cord wranglers. Not a bad solution for only $US11. [Geeksugar via Unplgged and Hasbro]


March 6, 2009

Souper! Action Figure Spoons Make Being All Growed Up Regrettable

I might be a little old for these Souper! action-figure spoons now, but if they were around when I was 15, I would have bought 10 of ‘em.


March 4, 2009

Halo Transformer on eBay: From Warthog to Master Chief

Never have I ever seen a Transformer this cool: a custom Master Chief Transformer on eBay that goes from being a Spartan soldier to—not just any old car—an actual Warthog LRV. ZOMG.


February 16, 2009

This is What G.I. Joe Looks Like Now

newVideoPlayer("/gijoe_duke.flv", 506, 423,""); This is Accelerator Suit Duke, and he’s been deemed the “most advanced action figure of all time.” Watch him run, watch him shoot, watch him ruin your childhood’s conception of everything that is good.


February 12, 2009

Action Figure Museum Turns a Nerd’s Bedroom Into an Art Gallery

Kevin Stark has a bit of an obsession with collecting action figures. But instead of hiding his nerdy hobby, he’s turned it into a business by opening The Toy and Action Figure Museum.


January 27, 2009

Ethernet Cable Action Figures

Who needs Gi-Joe when you can build your own badass action figures with some Cat5 cable? Seriously, this is brilliant. I think it is worthy of an art exhibit.


January 24, 2009

More Manly Star Trek Action Figures Still Have No Penises

Yesterday we told you about the Barbie Lieutenant Yummy Pants and her effeminate Captain and Science Officer. Here are the more manly versions, complete with a reproduction of the Enterprise’s bridge to scale:


January 22, 2009

Star Trek Barbie Dolls Still Have No Nipples

Yes, beautiful people, Star Trek Barbie dolls. “Captain Kirk” (who could have never survived that jump, but whatever), Spock, and Lieutenant Yummy Hot Pants. I mean, Uhura. New faces, same irresistible naffness.