Photoshop Filter Heroes is a ludicrously dorky shirt by Chop Shop. Offered for a mere $US20, all of your favourites are here, including the speedy Motion Blur, the rough and tough Mosaic and even the seductive Crystalize.

On an unrelated note, I knew there had to be a purpose for Glowing Edges. Now pardon me while I torrent myself some super powers. [Chop Shop via tcritic]

This licensed Michael Jackson Thriller 1/6th scale doll has over 32 points of articulation, and stands at 11.8 inches. It also comes with two interchangeable heads, two sets of costumes (shiny red and zombie red), 2 sets of white socks with black shoes, and five sets—five!—of hands.

That sound you heard, dear readers, was Brian Lam getting wet. [Hot Toys via Toyology]

If you’re a fan of both Lost and Star Trek (like we are), you’ll find this action figure mashup to be both well done and entertaining.

What really sold us is that the creators knew the guy who played Locke (Terry O’Quinn) also played Admiral Pressman in TNG. [Thanks Ray!]

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Honda has designed the latest Asimo to be thinner, taller, and carry a smaller backpack than Asimo of yore. And he gets a neck that can tilt. The result is a robot (or in this case, robotic action figure) that looks considerably less like an astronaut and more like a human…even if he’s still no robot model.

The 6-inch action figure is available for about $US20 in Japan. Tempting, but I’ll stick with my anatomically modded Barbies for now. [Robot Watch via BotJunie]

Produced by a company called FRED, Souper’s limbs are fully posable, so you can eat your Captain Crunch (or Lobster Bisque) with serious superhero style. Perpetual Kid will sell the spoons next month for $10 (on second thought, I still might buy one. But only one). [FRED via 7 Gadgets and Perpetual Kid]

Up for auction is a custom built Transformer of Master Chief from the Halo series of games.  A quick transformation turns him from the iconic Spartan soldier into a battle ready Warthog LRV .  Stands 5 1/4″ tall when transformed and comes with a variety of weapons including a Sniper Rifle, Spike Grenade, and Warthog turret.  Built from a McFarlane Master Chief figure, an Actionclix Wartog and an Autobot Hound transformer, many hours of work have been put into this to make it a faithfull representation of both the vehicle and the character.

The auction ends on March 12, and is currently at $US51 with 15 bids. Hmm, I think I found what I’m going to blow my cash on this month. [eBay via geekologie]

Jack pretty much nailed it after the trailer premiere during the Super Bowl: “it doesn’t really feel like G.I. Joe, you know?” Accelerator Suit Duke is about as extreme in that direction as you can imagine, but I must admit, that running-man action is pretty sweet. He’s $US70.

Thankfully, there are of course some classic 3 3/4-inch Joes accompanying the movie’s release. And they have a new, $US100 Pit playset to play in that’s pretty fantastic-complete with 70-some foot anchors for Joes to stand on (the old ones are compatible), an elevator, and even Ping-Pong table that folds out from the packaging!

And If you’ve always wanted to see Dennis Quaid in G.I. Joe form as General Hawk, your wait is over. That’s him on the left, and you can only get him packaged with the Pit playset.

[Toy Fair 2009]