Entertainment

Streaming Porn Viewers Have No Taste Whatsoever

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We honestly figured that Paris Hilton had about as much relevance to the modern world as a copy of a 1935 train timetable. But apparently wrist-happy raincoaters everywhere still think that Hilton’s amateur-night-vision-extravaganza One Night In Paris represents the last word in celebrity porn.


October 21, 2010
Mobile

Bieber Bait Phone Provider Busted Bigtime

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When someone wants to take legal action against a company promoting any product involving teen pop snot Justin Bieber, we are so there. And if that company has also potentially besmirched the good name of Space Invaders, we’ll bring our own thermos to court. Incredibly, this train of events has actually begun to transpire.


September 30, 2010
Entertainment

Aussie Consumers Agree: This Microsoft Ad Is The Pits

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Last night was the final episode in the current series of the ABC’s awesome ad analysis show The Gruen Transfer, which included the awarding of the Gruen Polished Turd for the worst ad of all time. The public vote was clear: this ad for Microsoft’s Songsmith music software was the most hideous piece of footage ever inflicted on innocent viewers. We challenge you to watch this and not cringe.


September 29, 2010
Entertainment

Justin Bieber Music-Playing Dolls Prove Life Can Always Get Worse

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Tween pop horror Justin Bieber pwns Twitter, needs a haircut and is still better at riding a Segway than some people we won’t mention. So it kinda makes sense that he’s going to ruin everybody’s Christmas with a range of hideous dolls that play 30-second audio clips of his musical monstrosities.