aargh my eyes my ears
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Streaming Porn Viewers Have No Taste Whatsoever
We honestly figured that Paris Hilton had about as much relevance to the modern world as a copy of a 1935 train timetable. But apparently wrist-happy raincoaters everywhere still think that Hilton’s amateur-night-vision-extravaganza One Night In Paris represents the last word in celebrity porn.
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Justin Bieber Music-Playing Dolls Prove Life Can Always Get Worse
Tween pop horror Justin Bieber pwns Twitter, needs a haircut and is still better at riding a Segway than some people we won’t mention. So it kinda makes sense that he’s going to ruin everybody’s Christmas with a range of hideous dolls that play 30-second audio clips of his musical monstrosities.