Seeing it for the first time, did the Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer leave you with a feeling of suspense, joy, sadness, euphoria?
Or did you just want to eat the Porg?
If you answered with the latter, weirdly, you’re not alone. The comments section on articles here on Gizmodo are full of your kind – discussing the way you’d cook and serve this precious little guy.
So I took to twitter, hoping to find people maybe condemning this because it’s kind of weird?
I’d eat Porg, like, now. If you put a plate in front of me and said “Porgs are real, this is porg” I’d 100% try it, eat it right up, try me
— Josh L. Dickey (@JLDlite) October 10, 2017
idk what to tell y’all i’d eat a porg. bet they delicious
all rubbed in herbs an butter
damn pic.twitter.com/vPmfeyeEYq— spootywebs★ (@GlassSpiider) October 10, 2017
I can’t wait to eat fried porg when Star Wars land opens. https://t.co/UAF0UpcyM3
— Eric Laycock (@enlaycock) September 29, 2017
I’m going to eat the porg.
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) October 10, 2017
Eat a porg in a porg! https://t.co/BLME7Nj9eB
— Joseph Machado (@TravelByDoom) September 20, 2017
You are someone I do care about, so if it really bugs you, I’ll stop.
I’d totally eat a porg, though.
— Zero Tachikoma (@MachineLordZero) October 10, 2017
KILL JAR JAR, eat the porg!!! pic.twitter.com/t7DBrox9rM
— Stephen Malovski (@stephenmalovski) October 10, 2017
only tourists eat Porg
— Nathan Reese (@NathanReese) October 10, 2017
You men eat your dinner, eat your porg and beans, I eat more chicken than any man ever seen, yeah I’m a Bacta man pic.twitter.com/wQux8cT0Q2
— Mort Lemonade (@mitchzaavo) October 10, 2017
Retweet if you would protect this precious Porg
Like to skin and eat it #TheLastJedi pic.twitter.com/oZPBo3VnIm— SpookyCat18 (@dcatpuppet18) October 10, 2017
The moment Luke Skywalker watches Rey kill and eat a Porg with just her bare hands. #thelastjedi #tastesabitlikechicken pic.twitter.com/oqfsnBQKVE
— Jonny Huntridge (@jhuntridge) October 10, 2017
I look forward to obtaining a ‘porg’ and eating it.
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) October 10, 2017
What if my dream involves eating a porg raw? #SpaceSushi pic.twitter.com/6c1Lr0xrFu
— Violent Delight (@Lateralusian) September 23, 2017
imagine eating a porg but you do it the wrong way because you’ve never seen them before and you become a space meme
— metal queer solid (@feraldanvers_) September 14, 2017
rian johnson is aware of porg eating so now it’s time to die
— not rian johnson (@poesdameron) September 4, 2017
Chewie Eating The Porg pic.twitter.com/Kmr0IfiKYa
— TOM IS A WEREWOLF (@tommybIakes) October 10, 2017
Also news in 2030: neo-millennials unable to afford their own huts on Tatooine because they can’t stop eating porg toast.
— Steve Lambson (@kremlincardinal) September 21, 2017
I’m 100% in favour of eating the porgs from #StarWarsTheLastJedi but if provided a porg Kigurumi I’ll wear it to opening night
— Ross I (@R_J_I) October 10, 2017
One comment on The Last Jedi trailer: Luke’s definitely been eating those cute porg things, right? I bet those chubbos are delicous AF
— James Cat-boo-llo (@JamesCatullo) October 10, 2017
But I’m eating them. Spiced Porg is so delicious! #ZuvioIsGruvio #TheLastJedi https://t.co/5esNtAFCYI
— Constable Zuvio (@Constable_Zuvio) October 10, 2017
Ah, internet – you never fail to disappoint.