As popcorn movies go, there’s not much to complain about with Steven Spielberg’s massive 1993 blockbuster, Jurassic Park — except when it came to all the crappy dino merchandise that flooded stores. But none of it was as questionable as these obscenely expensive Jurassic Park hoodies and tees Dolce & Gabbana is now selling.
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We get that you’re going to pay a premium for clothing bearing a fashionable brand name, and that D&G (hopefully) uses higher quality fabrics than less expensive brands. But aside from some visible red stitching along the seams, there isn’t much else to distinguish this $US675 ($902) hoodie and $US425 ($568) tee from the Jurassic Park merchandise Universal Studios still sells.