Video: Silly Putty does not make for a very effective projectile, and I’m also guessing it wouldn’t make for a particularly effective dildo, either. Yet somehow here it is, trying to be both.
TAOFLEDERMAUS is a YouTube channel that exists solely to shoot weird stuff out of guns. Weird stuff like pieces of quartz, slugs made of toilet paper or magnetic buckshot. But the most unintentionally comedic thing to ever careen at 322km/h out of one their many firearms has to be a gob of Silly Putty stuffed into a glass tube.
At that speed the glass container almost instantly shatters, but the putty — having the wonderfully weird properties of a non-Newtonian fluid — retains its shape, which is undeniably dick-like.
It isn’t accurate. It’s probably not much more dangerous that a rubber bullet. But my god, it is deeply entertaining to watch.