Everything we do online is a performance. Tasked with artificially representing ourselves, it’s pretty much inevitable. The best way to get to know someone is IRL. But who has time for that? Luckily, there’s an easy hack for figuring out someone else’s interior life. Buried deep inside their phone are dark secrets that reveal the most sinister parts of who they are. Someone’s battery usage — which you can find by going to Settings > Battery on the iPhone — tells you everything you need to know.
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So next time you want to snoop, don’t go through their texts — that’s an invasion of privacy. Instead, peep their battery percentage, and see the beast that lies within.
Normie
Dude who will not STFU about Stranger Things
A regular teen
Real nice guy
Touched boobs once, thought it was cool
Very lost
Hopelessly depraved
What does your battery usage say about you? Tell us, with screenshots, in the comments.