It’s a good idea to make sure your affairs are in order before beaming down to a mysterious new planet wearing a red Starfleet uniform, but what if you were wearing a pre-damaged uniform first? Maybe whatever aggressive alien race you were about to face would assume you’d already been phasered to death, and leave you alone.
Illustration by Jim Cooke
It’s worth a shot, especially since this pre-blasted Star Trek Redshirt tee can be had for just shy of $US34 ($44).
[Stylin Online via Wil Wheaton]