I think we all know that the crap the crews of Federation starships go through would provoke some pretty hardcore cursing from even the most stoic of people. Who isn’t going to let out a giant F-bomb when their best friend is eaten by a salt vampire? Thankfully, a Twitter account has stepped up to fix the problem TV censors caused.
Aaron Reynolds curates @swear_trek while also running the amazing Batman ’66 Labels. But while the latter is all real things from a TV show, Swear Trek is much more inventive:
Me neither. pic.twitter.com/fCMe3TmM0I
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 16, 2016
Here’s the real mission of the Enterprise:
SWEAR TREK pic.twitter.com/mcwc4WGobx
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 9, 2016
And while the Original Series has provided some great fodder:
hailing frequencies WAY open pic.twitter.com/v4jCDe0qKT
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 9, 2016
Mr. Spock ignores your bullshit pic.twitter.com/eMvA1imMUN
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) July 29, 2016
And so has The Next Generation:
Fully functional pic.twitter.com/dohMk0HjzE
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) July 26, 2016
I mean, just look at him pic.twitter.com/cjQjZBWZC0
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) July 25, 2016
The all-time bests are from The Animated Series:
that was unexpected pic.twitter.com/FDu38wPhYT
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 1, 2016
what it’s really like to be Scotty pic.twitter.com/GrHspGsjK7
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 7, 2016
Incoming communication pic.twitter.com/o35oesbort
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 6, 2016
LOOK WHAT YOU DID pic.twitter.com/hXkIWpi6B4
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 10, 2016
If you would like to save some Swear Trek gifs, there’s a Tumblr (a bit behind) in addition to the Twitter account.
Now, excuse me, I’ve come to embody this one:
DEAD pic.twitter.com/fzRsqKZdOq
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) August 3, 2016