The 'TMNT: Out Of The Shadows' Teaser Is Seven Seconds Long And This Nonsense Has To End

Okay, this is getting silly. The latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows teaser is so short that if you blink (for seven seconds) you’ll miss it.

Just maybe watch it on repeat a few times to feel like it was worth it? Or I suppose you can wait for the Superbowl when the full teaser will be released. Yep, this is a teaser for a teaser.

I mean it’s not I really want to see more of Michael Bay destroying my childhood (I think he should be locked in the George Lucas Centre for People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Touch Things) so maybe it’s just the whole “teaser for a teaser” thing that gets to me.

Okay so I’m probably getting older just saying this, but back in my day, a teaser was something at least a little substantial. Now we have 10 second 10 Cloverfield Lane teasers and this.

I don’t want this to be a new trend but I’m afraid it already is. Am I caring too much? Do I just need a cup of tea and a good lie down? Should these darn kids get off my lawn?

Tell me your thoughts.

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