“Hairy panic.” That’s the wonderfully apt name for the fast-growing tumbleweed currently consuming the Aussie town of Wangaratta.
To the residents of northeast Victoria, a little hairy panic every now and again is part of life. But this year, the weed has become an exceptional nuisance, piling up outside of homes and reaching roof height on several occasions, according to the Guardian.
A city council spokesperson told Guardian Australia that authorities can’t do much about hairy panic “from an enforcement side of things,” so for the moment, we can only assume that hairy panic-stricken residents are fending for themselves with hazmat suits and leaf blowers.
While hairy panic is reportedly widespread — and incidents like this “can happen in any town, at any time” — this particular panic is believed to be linked to a summer of bad drought. Fortunately, the tumbleweed doesn’t pose much of a fire risk, although sheep and pigs can develop photosensitivity from eating it, a condition known as “yellow big head.”
I have to say, I’m more than a little disappointed that the post apocalyptic Mad Max: Fury Road future didn’t feature towering piles of voracious tumbleweed and jaundiced mutated farm animals. But I guess there’s always room for a sequel.
Jason Magee posted this photo to Facebook with the comment: ‘Today was a bad day to come home to this.’