All The Gadgets At CES Look Like Sex Toys 

All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

CES had an unspoken but closely-followed theme this year, and that theme was "Could definitely also be a sex toy." One of the best themes yet, good job to everyone involved!

All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it really is: FLIR Scout TK thermal camera

What it looks like: Dildo camera


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it really is: Smart remote

What it looks like: Petite vibrator


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it really is: ili Wearable translator

What it looks like: Very little dildo


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it really is: Fisher Price Code-a-Pillar education toy

What it looks like: Expert-level anal beads


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it really is: Withings Thermometer

What it looks like: Another lil' dildo


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it really is: Ween Smart Thermometer

What it looks like: Butt plug


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it really is: Withings Go fitness tracker

What it looks like: Cock ring


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it really is: HTC UA band

What it looks like: Cock ring


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What is really is: Heal Go.Be activity tracker

What it looks like: Cock ring


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What is really is: Misfit Ray fitness tracker

What it looks like: Fancy cock ring


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What is really is: Mira Wellness bracelet

What it looks like: VERY fancy cock ring


All the Gadgets at CES Look Like Sex Toys

What it is: This actually is a sex toy, the Fiera Arouse for Her

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    I appreciate this article because it was written by a human with wit and emotion, not a robot. Only 10-15 years of this left before these are written by algorythms

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