Outer Space Vodka doesn’t actually come from outer space. It comes from Iowa, which is about as far as you can get from space without burrowing into the Earth’s core.
But there are still compelling reasons to buy this vodka: firstly, the bottle, which is ideal for scaring small children or impromptu Halloween costumes; secondly, it’s filtered through meteorites, which is incredibly cool and also means it might taste of something other than hangovers and regret.
The vodka is on sale for $US30, but sadly isn’t available at the moment. That’s a lot for fancily-packaged ethanol, but look at it this way: you won’t want to do endless shots of your fancy meteorite vodka, so you might just survive your Halloween party after all.