The world imploded when it was discovered that Republican presidential hopeful Jeb! was selling a tonight’s debates, here are worse things you can buy than a Guaca Bowle.
Marco Rubio | $US45-48
Marco?
Rand Paul | $US1000
“If you would like a signed Constitution in neatly bound book, contribute $US1,000 and we will send you one.”
Mike Huckabee | $US20
“We don’t recommend this, but we know you’ll be able to wear this shirt with pride”
Scott Walker | $US299
A Nation’s Challenge
Ted Cruz | $US10
“In stock”
Hillary Clinton | $US10
Amirite?
Donald Trump | $US25
“The Official Make America Great Again classic rope hat as worn by Donald J. Trump himself”
Chris Christie | Free
He doesn’t sell merch but he does have these.