A Bass Pro Shop In A Pyramid Is Surely A Sign That The World Is Ending

A Bass Pro Shop In A Pyramid Is Surely A Sign That The World Is Ending

How does a city reuse a former basketball arena when the team moves to new digs across town? And what if, hypothetically, that arena is shaped like a pyramid? If you’re Memphis, you fill it with a 50,000 square metre Bass Pro Shop, then sit back and wait for the apocalypse to arrive.

Built in 1991, Memphis’s Great American Pyramid has been empty for over a decade, looming on the skyline like a bad idea conceived after too much cocaine. Numerous proposals have tried to revive the 32-storey pyramid, but none had the $US191 million backing of America’s most audacious retailer.

A Bass Pro Shop In A Pyramid Is Surely A Sign That The World Is Ending

In addition to the sales floor, the store is like a Vegas-scale Bubba Gump outpost including a cypress swamp with live alligators, a bowling alley, a restaurant, an observation deck, taxidermy museum, and a hotel. If these photos aren’t enough to convince you of humanity’s impending doom, there are more images over at Bloomberg Businessweek. The store opened today.

A Bass Pro Shop In A Pyramid Is Surely A Sign That The World Is Ending
A Bass Pro Shop In A Pyramid Is Surely A Sign That The World Is Ending
A Bass Pro Shop In A Pyramid Is Surely A Sign That The World Is Ending

[Bloomberg Businessweek via @joshpetri]

Picture: AP Photo/Karen Pulfer Focht


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