NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys To Liven Up A Belated Valentine's Night

NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys to Liven Up Your Valentine's Night

Busy over the weekend? No matter, these things can wait. Valentine's Day may just be another consumerist Hallmark holiday — but that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun with it. So instead of jewellery or flowers, why not get your loved one something a little more... animated? (Not safe for work!)


Duet Vibrator

NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys to Liven Up Your Valentine's Night

This is the Crave Duet, a dual-headed vibrator that charges via USB, and has a whole 16GB of storage in the attached flash drive (for porn, because it's a vibrator-shaped USB drive so of course it's for porn). It's a wee bit pricey at $195, but to be fair, it is gold - and we all know girls love gold, almost as much as they love black siliconised vibratey thingy. $195


Club Vibe 2.OH

NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys to Liven Up Your Valentine's Night

The 2.OH (why oh why do sex toys all have such terrible names?) is one of those two-part vibrators. The, ahem, business end goes where you'd expect, and then you get a remote control with a built-in mic, which literally makes you move with the beat. Or, if there's no music, you (or your partner) can use the manual override to make things happen. $105


Tenga 3D Polygon

NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys to Liven Up Your Valentine's Night

Contrary to popular belief, sex toys aren't just for women and they don't all have to look like massive, garishly-coloured cocks. The Tenga 3D is, put simply, a 'Male Masturbation Sleeve' - or a Fleshlight, basically. Only this one looks like some kind of Origami sculpture, rather than a silicone vagina, and that's a bit more socially acceptable when someone stumbles on it hidden in the bedside drawer. $45


Vivi

NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys to Liven Up Your Valentine's Night

The Vivi is a good ole' remote-control vibrator, but that remote control harnesses all the mighty sexual power of the internet to control your device from afar. Designed for long-distance couples with a minor kinky streak, the guy (or girl, not judging) in control has manual options, and a microphone to let you rock along to some banging 'tunes. $US200


Mio Ring

NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys to Liven Up Your Valentine's Night

Some sex toys are exactly what they say on the tin - the Mio Ring doesn't need much imagination. Once you have it 'installed' in the right place, the buttons let you fiddle with the level of 'stimulation'. Oh, and it's got a magnetic induction charger a la MacBook (someone else for you to sue, Apple), meaning it's totally waterproof, so you can get as kinky as you like. $129


Play Shy

NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys to Liven Up Your Valentine's Night

Sometimes, simple things are best. Although the Shy vibrators aren't internet-connected or anything like that, they are sensitive to temperature, so you can pop them on ice before, erm, use. Plus, there's no cables or wires - and to be honest, that's a good thing. Sex toys that look too much like medical implements can, I'm reliably informed, be a bit off-putting. $US100


FiFi Waterproof Rechargeable Vibrator

NSFW: 7 High-Tech Sex Toys to Liven Up Your Valentine's Night

This one doesn't mess around (and no, it's not the same thing as a prison "fifi"). It's a rabbit-style vibrator (see the ears?) with three motors. Three! One large motor for the shaft and two small ones for the "ears," which operate independently. Soft, firm silicone, inductive/magnetic charging, and totally water-proof. It ain't discreet, in fact it kinda screams dildo, but hey, it's a dildo. It's for dildoing. Get over it. $145

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Comments

    built-in mike

    It comes with a built in guy called Mike? girls are gonna love that.

    Yes, but do they work? Come on, Giz. Let's have some genuine product testing here!

      Great idea guidofox!

      If the guys and girls at Giz fancy road testing a few items... we'd be happy to supply them :)

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