Finally, A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets By Jerking Off

Finally: A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets by Jerking Off

We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just that — shaking. And beating. It's called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.

According to Pornhub's (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke. The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.

Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your door, we're sure you can persevere.

Finally: A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets by Jerking Off

The Wankband is still in development right now, but you can head over to Pornhub's (SFW) wearable landing page to sign up for your chance to get in on the beta round, which Pornhub tells us should start "in the coming months". Coming months, indeed. (I hate myself.) [Pornhub]


Comments

    This idea was stolen from no more heroes. It was funnier then.

    Not recommended as a substitute for a 49-port USB hub unless you have a lot of "extra-special alone time". And lube.

    Also: ...juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.
    I see what you did there.

    Ha.... free rides in my Tesla now

    So i guessing peak generation on Feb 14th.

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