Wolf eels are pretty ugly in general, but this one — this one is the one that the rest of the wolf eels make fun of in school. I’ve seen baboons’ butts that are more attractive than this guy. Look at the complete photo by Chris Wilson and try not to puke all over this thing.
Actually, maybe you can be a star in the next muppet movie playing yourself. How about that, ugly wolf eel? Oh, poor wolf eel is crying now. Cheer up, man, we love you anyway no matter how disgusting you are.