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This Terrifying Condom Slingshot Is The Most Effective Birth Control

Bill Gates has posted a $US100,000 bounty to the person or team that finds a way to improve the age-old design of the condom. That includes “designs that are easier to properly apply”, which inspired our favourite weapons designer, Joerg Sprave to apply his expertise in slingshots to the problem.

The result is a weapon tool that is sure to give any virile man second thoughts about aiming the slingshot point blank at his own hardware. However, it does appear to work as advertised, and it’s clearly a much easier and quicker way to apply a condom. So, Bill, we’re assuming Joerg’s cheque is in the mail, right?

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