It’s very likely that if you’re reading this, you may be afflicted with Hyper Involuntary Panic Stress Tension Elevation also known as HIPSTER. Or maybe if you’re not, you know someone who is. Here’s the most hilarious way to cure them: Unpretentiousil. This spoof ad drops the science of being a hipster and how it can be broken down with the miracle cure.
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Right on the money apart from the bit about hipsters "not thinking like everybody else".
"...ultimately resulting in you looking, acting and thinking like everyone else."
Yes, but the point is that they already do.
Hyper Involuntary Panic Stress Tension Elevation
HIPSTE?
too cool to type the R?