Somehow, the nerd-on-celebrity-gangbang scene isn’t as painful as you’d think.
Because if you read the sentence “Mark Zuckerberg, Nas and Ben Horowitz all hung out one night,” it would sound excruciating. What did they talk about? Probably the money Horowitz has sunk into both of their companies. But Nas smiled at least once! Probably knowing that his money and fame will remain post-bubble.
Zuck, at least after the fact, wasn’t as smiley: in an interview, Moghadam says things went south after Mark’s handlers realised his presence had been recorded outside of a hackathon or press event:
Zuck gets home and his whole PR crew is calling him every five seconds and he told us to take it down. We wrote a letter of apology and I feel sorry.
But not that sorry, because slightly later in the interview, the snapper quips “Zuck can suck my d**k.”