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10 Surprisingly Satisfying Slow-Motion Heartbreaks

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and if you’re frustrated at the prospect of spending another February 14 by yourself, this collection of 10 different ways to destroy a heart should bring you some perverse satisfaction.

From taking a baseball bat to a romantic breakfast, to smashing a chalky candy heart with an axe, there’s no better passive aggressive way to say I wish I wasn’t so lonely. [YouTube]

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