Remember: It's not the length of the comedy video that matters, it's how hard it makes you laugh. Besides, you didn't want to spend more than five seconds watching a sex toy fly around the room anyway, did you?
The rest of this weeks comedy videos, including your brain as a gun, Fred Willard as a baby, and a familiar New Year's eve scene, can be found over at Splitsider.
Other highlights from the week in comedy:
* A Fox press site accidentally posted all the episode titles for the new season of Arrested Development.
* Paul F. Tompkins released a video of himself performing one hell of a cover of Adele's "Skyfall."
* We talked to Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein about the new season of Portlandia.
* We crunched the numbers on SNL 's current season since we're now midway through.
* Wes Anderson announced the full cast for his next movie The Grand Budapest Hotel: Ralph Fiennes, Tilda Swinton, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, Jude Law, Adrien Brody, Edward Norton, Harvey Keitel, Jason Schwartzman, and of course, Bill Murray and Owen Wilson.
* We previewed the upcoming batch of winter comedy movies. Some of them look good!
* Beloved Community writer Megan Ganz left the show for Modern Family.
* Podcast juggernaut Earwolf is moving into TV.
* There's going to be a documentary about Dan Harmon's tour of his live show Harmontown.
* We recommended the week's best podcasts.
* A Martin Lawrence/Kelsey Grammer buddy sitcom might become a thing.
* Jordan Jesse Go's Jordan Morris posted video of a live staged reading of his sitcom pilot Freelance Beatdown.
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