There Are Some Battles Bezos Can't Win

Today’s XKCD puts the success of Amazon into some perspective. Because I can’t do any better than Randall Monroe’s hilarious alt text.

“ took a surprise early lead with ‘Time required to transport a package from Iquitos, Peru to Manaus, Brazil’ but then lost it at ‘Minutes to skeletonize a cow’.”

Time to pick up your game if you want to take over the world, Jeff. [XKCD]

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