Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here’s how it could be yours…
This competition is now closed
Who Won?
@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:
set $Knock=”knock”;
Set $response=”whos there?”;
If $knock >= 2
write $response;
set $response1
if $response1 ~ :(
Write $response1 + “who?”;
Else write “bugger off”;
set $response2
If response2=>:-D
Write “funny haha”;
Else write “bugger off”;
Congrats!
The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory).
You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.
To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It’s that easy — but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.
Important dates:
• Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19
• Winner also announced tomorrow
• Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year
• Full terms and conditions.
Person 1: Knock knock
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: N-gage
Person 2: N-gage who?
Person 1: N-gageing by demand, seems people want this new Lumia phone more than the old N-Gage!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Yar...
Yar Who?
Still looking for love in all the wrong places huh?
Damnit! I got here way too late for this one. The was going to go with a coding joke but someone beat me to it. I read something similar years and years ago and I've been waiting for a chance to use it :)
Knock Knock
The iPhone screen is cracked.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
****
**** Who?
**** can't tell you the **** internet filter might be on...
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who?
Radio not, here I come!
knock knock.
who's there?
You have just won a windows phone.
Who has won a phone?
You.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hmm... I haven't considered that question before. Ask me something else.
Leave me alone bot, you just failed the Turing test.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
W8
W8 who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
W8
W8 who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
W8
W8 who?
Shh, I sait W8. I'm still W8ing for market share.
Knock Knock.
You put a hole in my door!
Sorry, it's a Nokia.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Linda Chamberlain
Linda Chamberlain who?
Windows 8 my baby!
*Lindy
Knock knock
By knocking on this door you agree to the terms and conditions of use of this door, which includes but is not limited to the transfer of ownership of all your bank accounts, property and chocolate to us, where permitted by law.
kconK kconK
By unknocking on this door you agree to the terms and conditions of use of this door, which includes but is not limited to the transfer of ownership of all our bank accounts, property and chocolate to you, where permitted by law.
Damnit now I own RIM...
Knock Knock
Who's there
010011010
010011010 who?
Stop making digital copies
Knock knock
Who's there?
What? Oh, sorry. That was just me dropping my old Nokia. By the way there's a huge hole in the floor outside your door now.
Knock Kock
Who's there?
Orange...
Orange who?
Orange isn't an Australian Telecommunications provider anymore. You can try from any one of the current Australian providers in Telstra, Optus or Vodafone. But of course you can always go with a reseller like Virgin, Dodo or Kogan. I recommend Telstra.
Me: Knock Knock
Google: You are The Slav, you live at Slavian Rd, Slavia and work at Slav Industries, and you very much like cookies.
Me: You're meant to say who's there
Google: But I already know who you are, where you live and where you work.
*door is broken done by Terminator as the world is swamped by Google powered robots ;-)*
*Knock Knock*
Whois it?
Detecting Proxy Settings...
Resolving Host...
Loading...
Kim Dotcom
Last edited December 18, 2012 4:17 pm
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann
Ann who?
Ann Droid.
Knock Know
Who's there?
Mum, It's me!
Open the door yourself!
No-Key-AH!!!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
I don’t know, I used Apple Maps
I’m lost and delirious somewhere in the Outback!
I told all 15 of my IT support callers that their issue was a Layer 8 issue.
All 15 believed it
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Disco.
Disco who?
Disconnected.
Oh, it's you, Vodafone.
knock knock
........
KNOCK KNOCK!
...please hold, your knock is important to us and we will endeavor to connect you through to a resident as soon as one is available...
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Nokia.
Nokia who?
Nokia here, can't unlock the door.