WIN! A Nokia Lumia 820 Windows Phone

Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here's how it could be yours...

This competition is now closed

Who Won?

@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:

set $Knock="knock"; Set $response="whos there?"; If $knock >= 2 write $response; set $response1 if $response1 ~ :( Write $response1 + "who?"; Else write "bugger off"; set $response2 If response2=>:-D Write "funny haha"; Else write "bugger off";

Congrats!


The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory). You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.

To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It's that easy — but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.

Important dates: • Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19 • Winner also announced tomorrow • Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year • Full terms and conditions.


Comments

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Hulk
    Hulk who?
    Hulk SMASH!

    Last edited 18/12/12 3:23 pm

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Cameron.
    Cameron Who?
    Cameron film aren't required when you can take amazing photos on the Lumia 820!

    Last edited 18/12/12 3:21 pm

    Knock knock.
    Is there someone there?
    It's I.
    I Who?
    I Tunes!
    I Poo?
    Yes, close enough.

    Last edited 18/12/12 3:22 pm

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Ya
    ya who?
    Yahoo? You're still using that?

    *In light of RIM's seemingly downwards spiral*

    "Knock Knock"
    "Who's There?"
    "RIM"
    "RIM Who?"
    ........

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Justin
    Justin who?
    Justin time for the Gizmodo Christmas party.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    ...
    Who's there?!
    *No one cause they were using apple maps!*

    Nok Nok,
    Whooo's Derrr?
    Wah,
    Wah Who !
    Congratulations you just won the Nok Nok Nokia.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Virgin
    Virgin who?
    Vergin' on losing my mind. I've been door knocking hundred's of homes today, and haven't had one sign up. Everyone just shuts the door on me. This job sucks.
    Mate, don't be too hard on yourself. Come on in and have a beer.

    Bit of an antijoke, but meh :p

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    ...............
    ...............
    ...............
    .......Java

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Apple Maps
    Apple Maps who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Apple Maps
    Apple Maps who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Apple Maps
    Apple Maps who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Apple Maps
    Apple Maps who?
    No result found.

    knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Windows
    Windows who?
    Win those phones finally!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    NOK-HERE
    No, you just knocked, why do I need to?

    Knock Knock...
    I'm sorry I did not understand, would you like me to search the web for "knock knock"?

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    iGotLost
    iGotLost who
    iGotLost using Apple maps

    Knock knock.

    Hey, can't you see the 'touch screen' door bell?

    >but this is not an iPhone!

    This is Ice cream Sandwich. Better!

    >but it doesn't has an apple logo!

    For god sake, just touch the screen!

    >OK, but where is the Iphone home button?

    I've got the best Knock Knock joke ever.....
    Ok Just need you to start it off...
    .
    .
    .Knock Knock
    .Whose There ?
    .
    Lol.... love to see your face right now.

    Knock Knock
    WHO'S THERE
    CAPS LOCK ON
    CAPS LOCK ON WHO
    CAPS LOCK ON
    CAPS LOCK ON WHO!!!!!!!!!!!
    CAPS LOCK ON
    ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PASSWORD INVALID, PLEASE CONTACT IT SUPPORT

    Knock Knock....
    Who's there?
    Tim.
    Tim who?
    Cook, sorry I got lost using apple maps.....

    01001011 01101110 01101111 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01100011 01101011 00100001

    01010111 01101000 01101111 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00111111

    01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

    01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00111111

    2

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Nokia?
    Nokia who?
    I'll Nokia door down if you don't let me in.

    knock knock...........
    who's that.....
    Nokia .......connecting you with the world............

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