Want more giveaways? How about a shiny new Nokia Lumia 820 worth $649?! Yeah, we thought so! The Lumia 820 features a 4.3-inch AMOLED screen, 8-megapixel camera, micro SD card slot and 4G support. Here’s how it could be yours…
This competition is now closed
Who Won?
@Norgan picks up the Lumia 820 for his clever and geeky take on a knock knock joke:
set $Knock=”knock”;
Set $response=”whos there?”;
If $knock >= 2
write $response;
set $response1
if $response1 ~ :(
Write $response1 + “who?”;
Else write “bugger off”;
set $response2
If response2=>:-D
Write “funny haha”;
Else write “bugger off”;
Congrats!
The Lumia 820 feels incredibly zippy to use (gotta love that 1.5GHz processor and 1GB memory).
You can also add wireless charging via an optional cover.
To score this Lumia thanks to Nokia: Tell us in the comments your best technology-themed knock-knock joke. It’s that easy — but keep it clean. You must also be a registered Gizmodo Australia member. Not a member? Register here.
Important dates:
• Entries close 10am Wednesday December 19
• Winner also announced tomorrow
• Winner will receive the Lumia 820 mid-late January 2013 due to end of year
• Full terms and conditions.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Me first post.
=)
Knock knock.
Ah hell my phone's broken.
Last edited December 18, 2012 2:34 pm
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I need a doctor!
You've got the wrong door stop using Apple Maps this is not a hospital.
Knock Knock.
*No Response*
Knock Knock.
*No Response*
Oh wait, I'm using Apple Maps.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Apple maps, sorry wrong street.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Darkness
Darkness wh...? Oh...Apple still can't find the light switch
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Windows 8.
Windows 8 who?
That remains to be seen ;)
Idontgetit.
Knock Knock....
...........
Knock Knock...
...........
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNNOOCCCKK KNOCK KNOCKY KNOCK KN-KN-KNOCKNOCK!!!
.......Hello!
Why didn't you answer before?
Sorry but, I always prefer it Nokia.
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Galaxy.
Galaxy who?
No, Galaxy 2.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
Art Who D2.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nokia...
Nokia who?
Not Nokia, NO KEY! Are you deaf? Let me in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Windows.
Nah that's a door you're knocking on.
-_-
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Click Frenzy
Click Frenzy Who
.......
4 hours later still no response
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Apple, We're here to deliver a patent infringement on on your latest mobile phone.
Apple Who?
Dammit Samsung open the door!
Last edited December 18, 2012 2:48 pm
Knock Knock
Who's There ?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio or not, here i come
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Phone
Interruptitn....
Ring Ring
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Siri
Siri who?
Sorry, I can't do knock knock jokes outside of America
Knock Knock
PENNY!
Knock Knock
PENNY!
BAZINGA :p
i see wot u did there...lol
knock knock
who's there
I'm not telling who
sudo who's there
oh all right then...
Knock Knock
Who's there,
Radio,
Radio not, here I come!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dr
Dr Who?
That's me!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wii
Wii Who?
No, it's pronounced Wii U, dummy!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Giz
Giz who?
Giz me your money!
*Knock Knock Knock* ... Penny
*Knock Knock Knock* ... Penny
*Knock Knock Knock* ... Penny
Knock Knock
Who's there
Siri
Siri who
Sorry but I Siriously can't understand you