It’s bad enough that you have to deal with the mouth-breathers at your office five days a week. Now you’ve got to spend your hard-earned money on a Secret Santa present for them as well? Thank you, no. Express your displeasure with these fantastically snarky gift ideas. Let this serve as the anti-gift guide to our positive one from last week.
Bonus points if they’re Ozemail installation CDs. [Image: Shutterstock]
For when you want to tell your co-worker, “I give precisely zero shits about your opinion so here, write your feelings down in this book. Then burn it.” [Image: shutterstock]
Because everybody loves legacy technology, right?
Are these even a thing?
Smoking Cessation Aids
Hint, Hint. [Image: shutterstock]
Dating Site Subscription
It’s either this or rent you a hooker.
These rank just below socks and neck ties on the scale of shitty clothing to receive. [Image: shutterstock]
A Weight Watchers Book
You’ll need it after all that Christmas food.
Breathe Right Anti-Snore Strips
A gentle reminder that maybe you shouldn’t sleep while at work.