This is it, guys. Smartphones are now significantly bigger than before, and it’s China’s fault. China and its monstrous 5.9-inch Windows Phone screen, which is baffling and probably warrants a nuclear strike from the US. This is happening.
The device, by cheap-o-possibly-spying-on-us phone manufacturer ZTE, sports a 1920×1080 resolution and “DTS audio technology” which means absolutely completely nothing because it’s a phone and not a theatre.
I’ve been wanting good, small phones for a while now, so I guess I’ll just buy a Galaxy Note, because that’s a small phone now. Phones are becoming horrible. Blame China. Blame ourselves. This is the end.